{"product_id":"primitives-by-kathy-30802-lol-made-you-smile-dish-towel-28-x-28-inches-nobody-likes-a-half-assed-jingler","title":"Primitives by Kathy 30802 LOL Made You Smile Dish Towel, 28 x 28-Inches, Nobody Likes a Half-Assed Jingler","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cdiv id=\"productDescription\" class=\"a-section a-spacing-small\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA festive double-sided cotton dish towel lending \"Jingle All The Way! Nobody Likes A Half-Assed Jingler\" sentiment with bell and candy canes designs throughout and metallic accents. Machine-washable. CAREFULLY BUY ONLY FROM or trusted partners to authentic Primitives By Kathy gifts and decor with premium quality printing, stitching, and fabrics. In 1997, Kathy made her first \"primitive candle box\" by hand, taking care into each detail from the sanded edges to the type of ribbon tied on the wire handles, each was a work of passion. As Primitives by Kathy grows, the company works to give back, starting with an initial relationship with Goodwill Services and expanding into several more charitable causes held both by the company and those the company supports on behalf of their employees. They are constantly inspired by the people, places and things around us. Kathy travels the world to pull inspiration first hand from cultures around the globe. Look for all of Primitives by Kathy for inspirational, fun, sarcastic, and heart-warming gifts and home decor. You'll want to have one for yourself and another for someone you care about.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cdiv id=\"feature-bullets\" class=\"a-section a-spacing-medium a-spacing-top-small\"\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"a-unordered-list a-vertical a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\n  \u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e Cotton \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e FESTIVE DOUBLE-SIDED DISH TOWEL: Features \"Jingle All The Way! Nobody Likes A Half-Assed Jingler\" sentiment with bell and candy canes designs throughout and metallic accents \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e QUALITY CONSTRUCTION: Made from strong, high quality cotton for softness and durability; machine washable \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e SQUARE DISH TOWEL: Measures 28-inches square \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e LOL MADE YOU SMILE: Brings hilarious graphics and sassy phrases into your home \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e SAY IT WITH SASS: Hilarious, sarcastic or heartwarming - Primitives by Kathy has just the right gift to tell them how you really feel \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n \u003cdiv data-csa-c-content-id=\"voyager-product-details-jumplink\" data-csa-c-slot-id=\"voyager-product-details-jumplink\" data-csa-c-type=\"link\" class=\"a-section aok-hidden\"\u003e\n  \u003cspan class=\"caretnext\"\u003e›\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ca id=\"seeMoreDetailsLink\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"#productDetails\"\u003e See more product details \u003c\/a\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"a-section a-spacing-small a-spacing-top-small\"\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"a-normal a-spacing-micro\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n  \u003ctbody\u003e\n   \u003ctr class=\"a-spacing-small po-color\" role=\"listitem\"\u003e\n    \u003ctd class=\"a-span3\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-size-base a-text-bold\"\u003eColor\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003ctd class=\"a-span9\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-size-base po-break-word\"\u003eNobody Likes a Half-assed Jingler\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n   \u003c\/tr\u003e\n   \u003ctr class=\"a-spacing-small po-brand\" role=\"listitem\"\u003e\n    \u003ctd class=\"a-span3\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-size-base a-text-bold\"\u003eBrand\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003ctd class=\"a-span9\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-size-base po-break-word\"\u003ePrimitives by Kathy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n   \u003c\/tr\u003e\n   \u003ctr class=\"a-spacing-small po-towel_form_type\" role=\"listitem\"\u003e\n    \u003ctd class=\"a-span3\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-size-base a-text-bold\"\u003eTowel form type\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003ctd class=\"a-span9\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-size-base po-break-word\"\u003eKitchen Cloth\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n   \u003c\/tr\u003e\n   \u003ctr class=\"a-spacing-small po-material\" role=\"listitem\"\u003e\n    \u003ctd class=\"a-span3\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-size-base a-text-bold\"\u003eMaterial\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003ctd class=\"a-span9\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-size-base po-break-word\"\u003eCotton\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n   \u003c\/tr\u003e\n   \u003ctr class=\"a-spacing-small po-item_length_width\" role=\"listitem\"\u003e\n    \u003ctd class=\"a-span3\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-size-base a-text-bold\"\u003eProduct Dimensions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003ctd class=\"a-span9\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-size-base po-break-word\"\u003e28\"L x 28\"W\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n   \u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"H5 Products","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47369990471819,"sku":null,"price":10.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0613\/1420\/3787\/files\/71NFk8lyKLL._AC_SL1500.jpg?v=1781625305","url":"https:\/\/h5products.com\/products\/primitives-by-kathy-30802-lol-made-you-smile-dish-towel-28-x-28-inches-nobody-likes-a-half-assed-jingler","provider":"H5 Products","version":"1.0","type":"link"}